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1. I like lists.

2. Click on the link to download Part 2 of the Fukn Podcast . No music in this part, but our not un-funny conversation gets not un-funnier as Mrs. Melissa Dylan, The Chairman of the Fukn Bored and I get not un-drunker on whiskey, beer and wine. Nice discussion of skanky strippers and Melissa's aptitude for blow jobs. You must make your mama proud, lovely wife o' mine.

3. In case you missed it: Here is Part 1 of the Fukn Podcast

4. Go to www.fukn.us. Together we shall rule the world.

5. Thank you to everyone who has ordered a copy of Souvenir this week! Sales have been steady, which is greatly encouraging considering none of the promotional materials have even gone out yet. If you haven't bought your copy yet, get it soon, this is a limited edition and it won't last forever! You can buy a copy through Paypal at www.lorelairecords.com. Or by sending $6 through Paypal to order@lorelairecords.com, or by sending a check or money order to Paul Dylan, PO BOX 2369, Honolulu, HI 96804.

6. There are great things in the works for Lorelai Records. I'm anticipating releasing at least four records in our first year, possibly as many as six. The lineup is almost set, and I will hopefully be able to make the big announcement real soon.

7. I've been really lucky in the music I've purchased lately, as I think the last 5 or six records I've bought have all been outstanding. Two standouts are: Math and Physics Club (both of their EPs on Matinee Records are terrific) and Awesome (Delaware - self-released). You can be sure you'll enjoy both of these records.

8. Go to www.lorelairecords.com, please.

9. We are still accepting submissions for the Nirvana Compilationthat is scheduled for release in February. I've got a couple really great songs so far, but not enough to fill out the comp. Get those songs in soon! Send demos to Submissions c/o Lorelai Records, PO BOX 2369, Honolulu, HI 96804.

10. We are still accepting demos for bands/solo artists who wish to be a part of the Lorelai Records family. Just imagine how great it would be to have your own handmade, homemade super-limited, numbered edition of your record to release to 100-250 of your closest friends! Now imagine a bear on a bicycle. Now that's funny.

11. I still like lists.